September 2010
3 posts
RT @ebertchicago: Announcing! “Roger Ebert Presents At the Movies.” http://j.mp/bbFWgS
Sep 11th
RT @ericsmithrocks: Yay! The first Philadelphia @missedcorrect. I’m seriously having way too much fun with this project. http://bit.ly/d …
Sep 9th
Watching old school Scooby Doo. There is a song featured prominently during chase sequence about a woman in love w/ an ostrich. Not kidding.
Sep 7th
August 2010
1 post
Saw/met @PFTompkins Saturday in Philly. Great show!! Could only have been improved upon if I met @scharpling. Which I did. I win!
Aug 16th
July 2010
8 posts
If Jesus so loved the little children, why isn’t the sky made of little children?
Jul 22nd
RT @WendyRosenfield: Dear Sarah Palin, Shakespeare meant to do that.
Jul 22nd
Overheard on the subway: “How’s the golf game?” Man, I live in a boring city!!!!
Jul 22nd
If Jesus so loved the little children, why isn’t the sky made of little children?
Jul 20th
RT @Perrspectives: Cut @SarahPalinUSA a break for saying “refudiate.” It’s just her self-defecating humor.
Jul 20th
Ugh. I’ve wasted years trying to “follow my bris.”
Jul 20th
FACT: H.R. Puffenstuff’s real name is Hymen Ruchel Peffenstuffenstein.
Jul 19th
I just listened to all 40 tracks of CHICAGO’S Greatest Hits. Now I can’t stop talking in a Peter Cetera baritone.
Jul 3rd
June 2010
1 post
I’ve got the most check-ins at MilkBoy Coffee on #Yelp! http://bit.ly/cmOBsw
Jun 12th
May 2010
3 posts
I checked in at Tobacco Road (626 S Miami Ave) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/bxEOxE
May 19th
I checked in at The Lankenau Hospital (100 E Lancaster Ave) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/90j459
May 15th
I checked in at MilkBoy Coffee (2 East Lancaster Avenue) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/cCY6Da
May 12th
April 2010
2 posts
I checked in at Tony & Joe’s Pizzeria (203 Fayette St) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/aTqxip
Apr 26th
I checked in at Saxby’s Coffee (22 N Main St) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/aIAwN4
Apr 26th
March 2010
18 posts
Mar 17th
22 notes
RT @PFTompkins: Now, who’s the older Bridges brother— Jeff or Todd?
Mar 8th
Did the VO gal just say “The Last Pitcher Show”?
Mar 8th
RT @DougBenson: I’m sure what Sean Penn just said made sense to someone, somewhere. #oscars
Mar 8th
RT @BillCorbett: RT @apelad “She has to keep thanking people or this bus will explode!”
Mar 8th
This is going to be interminable.
Mar 8th
RT @lonelysandwich: Ladies and gentlemen, Sapphire. http://yfrog.com/0e4zcj
Mar 8th
RT @JamesUrbaniak: BIG(ELOW) NIGHT -Variety?
Mar 8th
Agreed! RT @dceiver: RT @pareene: “The most famous werewolf in cinema history” was played by Michael J Fox, Sherri! / Family sized FTWing.
Mar 8th
RT @scharpling: Wait, Big Bad Mama just won an Oscar? Really?! #WatchingTheOscarsWithTheSoundOff
Mar 8th
They missed Farrah Fawcett. #oscars #fail #oscarsfail
Mar 8th
RT @ebertchicago: When a film wins Best Editing, it usually wins Best Picture.
Mar 8th
RT @SklarBrothers: Kathy Ireland is sill alive? Was Paulina Porizkova not available?
Mar 8th
Look at all those stars who aren’t together anymore. Good times.
Mar 8th
RT @julieklausner: “You do not believe in shaving in your legs.” This Barbara Walters/Mo’Nique interview is basically Frost/Nixon
Mar 8th
Following very funny people during the Oscars. Lots of retweeting going on.
Mar 8th
Best actor for tolerating Shepard: George Clooney #oscars
Mar 8th
RT @toddbarry: Miley, don’t nod in agreement when you’re told you’ve “mastered comedy.” #oscars
Mar 8th
October 2009
3 posts
This American Life is taking on Health Care this week. Should be good…
Oct 11th
Why won’t Glenn Beck just deny he is hiding something and end these rumors already? http://bit.ly/V6TqE
Oct 4th
http://twitpic.com/jtqwo - @attila Breakfast of Chumps. Oatmeal, bagel, Green Tea Frappuccino.
Oct 1st
September 2009
8 posts
In New Jersey. Their Acmes are like OUR Acmes. Except theirs sell booze. And take sea shells for payment.
Sep 24th
I wish it was .38 special. http://twitpic.com/i47zx
Sep 18th
Worst sign joke ever! http://bit.ly/k4MiY http://twitpic.com/hvcyb
Sep 16th
Purr, Pull, Reign Baby! http://twitpic.com/hj6ef
Sep 13th
Goodbye Larry Gelbart: http://bit.ly/14iPOb
Sep 12th
House hunting, dog. House hunting.
Sep 5th
Vietnamese Iced Coffee and a Chocolat croissant. Happy Labor Day! http://twitpic.com/gkxzh
Sep 5th
This song creeps my shit out! Thank you “X-Files!” ♫ http://blip.fm/~ctuvt
Sep 4th
August 2009
26 posts
Waiting in the AT&T store for iPhone setup assistance. God help me. http://bit.ly/RBqUA
Aug 29th
Monty Python reunites for one night in NY on October 15th. That’s pretty cool…or is it? http://bit.ly/caRGw
Aug 25th
That girl in the short skirt on the bus. #followfriday
Aug 21st